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Shiny thing make it all better! Hello and welcome to the official Daily Mash App, the thing you can put on your iThings from Britain's biggest satire website.

What's in it?

* All the latest stories from the Daily Mash listed in an easy to use list.

* Stuff about sport, if you enjoy that kind of thing

* Advice from our ten year-old Agony Aunt Holly Harper

* Your astrological week ahead with Psychic Bob

* The entire Mash archive. Every single story the Daily Mash has ever written, available for you to finger at will.

* An email and share thing for Facebook and Twitter.

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