Pocket Priest by Intolerant Media (iPhone)
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Released: Aug 10, 2013
Version: 1.0
Size: 33 MB
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Pocket Priest

Intolerant Media
[ This app is no longer available for download ]

Are you afraid of eternal damnation? Do you feel like your penances don’t have the same oomph they once did? Are you confused by the many penance options before you? Perhaps you are too afraid to talk to a priest, pastor, Imam or monk.
Pocket Priest has an answer for all your sin and penance questions.

• Includes some of the world's great religions: Catholicism, Orthodox Christian, Evangelical Christian, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, and Humanism.
• Not sure which religion suits you? No problem. Choose “undecided,” and let Pocket Priest choose for you.
• Includes your very own British spiritual advisor -- because everything just sounds better in an English accent.
• Find forgiveness for the seven deadly sins: lust, gluttony, envy, sloth, anger, pride, and greed.
• Share your penances using Facebook, Twitter, or email (if you live in a cave).
• No ads!
• Works with iPhone, iPad, and iPod Touch. You used them to sin; now use them to repent.
• Think of Pocket Priest as your very own private, digital confessional.

If you think this app is your ticket to heaven, Nirvana, eternal rest, or paradise with 70 virgins, then you have bigger problems.

Although this is a tongue-in-cheek app with South Park-like graphics, nearly all penances in this app are real and true. We have taken many of the great penances throughout history and placed them in our current post-modern environment.

Pocket Priest isn't meant to replace or in any way usurp your current spiritual advisor. Simply think of this app as a companion piece to your Priest, Pastor, Iman, Monk, Barista, Bartender, or loyal best friend. We do not recommend fulfilling any of these penances without first consulting a professional.

You sinned. You're sorry. Now prove it.
Our verdict: Good
  • + Pocket Priest is a highly rated app (4.5-star).
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